First of all, Karl Marx was not Sigmund Freud. It is a popular misconception that Sigmund Freud was actually Karl Marx on cocaine, but such was not the case.
Karl Marx was an optimist. He believed that all we have to do is wait out capitalism and it will die out of its own weight and errors, and will be replaced by wonderful Marxism, a heavenly system whereby all people love each other and take care of each other. Those who are able to work will do so, and those who are not will sit home and watch tv. I am a huge fan of Marxism because I would like very much to sit home and watch tv.
I want to be a house husband. I want to have a rich wife. I don't mind doing the laundry. From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs, and I most definitely have the ability to do the laundry. What you do is you put a lot of quarters into a slot, basically, there's not much to it. I know because sometimes I go to the laundromat with my wife and she tells me what to do.
Karl Marx expected his ideas to be put into practice in his native Germany because there were so many factory workers in that nation who hated their bosses. The factory workers are not merely factory workers. They are the Proletariat. Can you say Proletariat? Pro. La. Tariat. Very good.
And as for the boss, he is a greedy fuckin capitalist. Can you say Greedy Fuckin Capitalist? Let's all try it, shall we? Greedy..... Fuckin ..... Capitalist. Very good. You are learning quickly. All those people who call you an idiot are wrong.
Karl Marx and his brothers eventually went to Hollywood and became very famous actors. His brother Groucho let it be known that he didn't mind if a country club refused admittance to Jews like himself because he wouldn't ever stoop so low as to join any club that had so little taste as to let him in.
Karl, Groucho and Zeppo starred in A Night At The Opera and Animal Crackers, which you can probably see on one of those free movie channels like the Ted Turner one. Harpo was also in them, and named himself after the talk show host Oprah Winfrey. He simply reversed the letters in Oprah and voila, Harpo.
They later changed their names to Moe, Larry and Curly and poked each other in the eyes repeatedly.
Now you know all you ever wanted to know about Karl Marx. The end.