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Sports announcers

I was just watching a martial arts tv show called Bellator Fighting Championship. They hired a moron named Sean Wheelock to be their network guy, the commentator without the sports background, the talking head.

This guy does something artificial with his tone of voice, something annoying once you catch on to it. I know he's doing it on purpose. I know this absolute spinning retard decided to make it his trademark. He lowers his tone annoyingly at the end of every sentence. Every sentence bar none.

Re-read this post out loud and at the end of every sentence, go into a bass voice on the last word. Try it. That's what this fool does.

I want him killed. He is now on a par with Barney the Talking Purple Asshole Dinosaur. I want them both killed and tortured.

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soaringraven said over 3 years ago ...

I think "color commentators" as the uninitiated party in the announcers booth was once called, were created specifically to drive the sports fan crazy.

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